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Aries Horoscope for week of September 14, 2006 - excerpt from here

According to the theory known as Ducharme's Precept, "Opportunity always knocks at the least opportune moment." I bet you'll soon be living proof of that, Aries. An offer or invitation will come your way in a maddeningly inconvenient way. You'll be tempted to invoke excuses about why you cannot possibly take advantage of it right now. But I hope that instead you leap at the chance with a full and even greedy heart. As annoying as the circumstances might seem, they're exactly what you need in order to bring out the best in you.

Say that again. You can SAY THAT AGAIN SISTER!

Cuckoo..cuckoo...

WHERE'S THE ORACLE?!?

Can you tell that my head is spinning?

I..neee..e...d...the..c..rystal...baaa..ll..

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YARGH!! EEEEEEEEEEE!!!